It’s Raining In New York
Every year, we get harsh weather and everyone complains and is surprised about it. New Yorkers are tough. We all get through it.
Now for a lesson on umbrella ettiquette.
Hold em high, my friends. Do not bash your umbrella into others when you pass them by. Learn to stagger your height when passing by others with and without umbrellas.
If you are walking alone, you do not need one of those huge black umbrellas that fit twelve below.
When the rain lets up, watch out for where you point that thing. It’s a weapon. The sidewalks are crowded. Stop poking people.

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